Lace up those sensible sneakers and open your heart to love:


Dr. Friendship . . . will see you now

Don’t let her name fool you; Dr. Friendship won’t relegate any good-looking passersby to the friendzone. She’s passionate about turn-of-the-century foreign films and frisbees.


Meet Tank!

Tank enjoys long walks on the beach. Or to the park. Or just to CVS to buy orange juice or something. He’s sensitive and an all-inclusive cuddler. He also likes to eat rocks. 


Bonjour, Walter Jabroni.

It’s been said French is the language of love. And Walter Jabroni once ate a solid third of his owner’s old college French textbook. So by way of the small intestine, he’s fluent. Ooh la la!